Needles is Barstow’s asshole. Wait…no, no, no, fuck that. Needles...– Alex Finch
So I thought if you had a significant other
eva-unitxvx: You didn’t fuck some one else as soon as they left? Call me old fashioned but that level of misogyny looses my respect for you.
I mean, I used to wake up like an Asian schoolgirl on holiday…just…covered in...– Alex Finch
Did she polish her rug marble to it?– Alex Finch
I need to get laid...
Alex-“Well stop making a meat tenderizer out of your dick and go put it in a sea monster then.”
what isshe gonna use the power of words!?
yeah right only if she mumbles the star spangled banner into his penis
my butthole is taking a lot of pictures.
do they call them taquerias
coz it sounds like diarrhea?
Angel-"she's just a fat girl with plugs"
Me-“yeah that’s what facebook is for”
if thats supposed to turn me on
then i could just beat off to pictures of turkeys!!
did someone draw a bath?
or am i just horny?
If I wanted to put christian garbage in my...
I WOULD EAT THE BIBLE.
Some countries only eat vomit...
“You mean, like Japan?”
“I could put a microdermal anchor in the foreskin of an infant, but that doesn’t make me a good piercer.”