You didn’t fuck some one else as soon as they left? Call me old fashioned but that level of misogyny looses my respect for you.
Alex-“Well stop making a meat tenderizer out of your dick and go put it in a sea monster then.”
yeah right only if she mumbles the star spangled banner into his penis
my butthole is taking a lot of pictures.
coz it sounds like diarrhea?
Me-“yeah that’s what facebook is for”
then i could just beat off to pictures of turkeys!!
or am i just horny?
I WOULD EAT THE BIBLE.
"You mean, like Japan?"
"I could put a microdermal anchor in the foreskin of an infant, but that doesn’t make me a good piercer."