Needles is Barstow’s asshole. Wait…no, no, no, fuck that. Needles is Barstow’s hemorrhoid. It’s the swollen and inflamed hemorrhoid on Barstow’s asshole.
Needles is Barstow’s asshole. Wait…no, no, no, fuck that. Needles is Barstow’s hemorrhoid. It’s the swollen and inflamed hemorrhoid on Barstow’s asshole.
You didn’t fuck some one else as soon as they left? Call me old fashioned but that level of misogyny looses my respect for you.
I mean, I used to wake up like an Asian schoolgirl on holiday…just…covered in shit.
Did she polish her rug marble to it?
Alex-“Well stop making a meat tenderizer out of your dick and go put it in a sea monster then.”
yeah right only if she mumbles the star spangled banner into his penis
my butthole is taking a lot of pictures.
coz it sounds like diarrhea?
Me-“yeah that’s what facebook is for”
then i could just beat off to pictures of turkeys!!
or am i just horny?
I WOULD EAT THE BIBLE.
“You mean, like Japan?”
“I could put a microdermal anchor in the foreskin of an infant, but that doesn’t make me a good piercer.”